Prince Harry has recently been accused of leaving a trail of broken relationships behind him whenever he walks out of a room.
All of these facts have been brought to light by a YouGov survey that ranks the popularity of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle in the United Kingdom.
According to the findings, over 68% of respondents had unfavourable feelings about the Sussexes, while just 21% had positive feelings about them.
Separately, the Duke of Sussex received 22% approval, while Meghan Markle received around 18%.
To put these figures in context, only Prince Andrew has a worse approval rating (7%).
In reaction, Ms Epstein went so far as to declare, "Enough said." "Privacy has been obtained."
"Not by design, but by default," Ms Epstein explained, "leaving a trail of fractured relationships, not least between Harry and his father and brother."
"Nonetheless, at least in this new period of disinterest. Ms Epstein continued, "Harry and Meghan can live the life they said they wanted."
"Watch what you wish for." See tomorrow's historians for further information," she added before ending.