Prince Harry is 'fanning a deadly flame' to escape 'impending divorce'

Prince Harry has recently been chastised for his desire to 'light a hazardous and mysterious' flame in order to dispel rumours of an impending divorce.

Jan Moir, a royal analyst, provided his insights about this "carousel of caressing."

In one of her writings for the Daily Mail, she addressed the concerns that appear to surround the couple.

"Can all be well down in the fragrant dell of Montecito?" she began the conversation. "I'm curious."

After all, it is the day that "the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have made their first public appearance together in months."

"No doubt hoping to put a stop to mounting speculation about the state of their marriage, their future together, and their mutual career as world saviours — or whatever it is that they do out there in their fantasyland of compassion and creative activations."

Ms Moir stated, "The couple were filmed sitting together on a love seat in the sun-dappled garden of their Californian home as they made congratulatory phone calls to the winners of a grant for young entrepreneurs developing'responsible technology'."

"If this show of unity was supposed to dispel rumours, it had the opposite effect on me," she went on to say before closing.